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My Wife Made Me Fat So No One Else Would Want Me T-Shirt

$16.95
  • My Wife Made Me Fat So No One Else Would Want Me T-Shirt by Signum
  • My Wife Made Me Fat So No One Else Would Want Me by Signum
My Wife Made Me Fat So No One Else Would Want Me T-Shirt by Signum My Wife Made Me Fat So No One Else Would Want Me by Signum

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Husbands with a great sense of humor and a "dad bod" who want to jokingly claim their physique is a clever security feature designed by their wives.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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